Review Score 81

The Minion Review

Categories: Reality 
Reviewed by: LittleO on 2014-03-31
Last Updated: 2014-03-31

Monthly Price: $34.95
Discounted Price: $0.00
100% Discount

Expensive price

173 videos

173 pictures

Very Good

It is truly rare that reviewers do not wish to do a review, but this time none of us wanted to do it, and thus we tossed a coin to see who would get this bizzare, to say the least, site.

So on with the review I guess. Why on earth is this site so bizzare, you ask? Because the ugly bastard who wears The Minion name is beyond gross to say the least, and he gets to fuck gorgeous women that he would have no chance with in real life. If the idea of getting fucked by a gross male who picks his nose while fucking is something you find as natural as can be, then this site is right up your alley. It is both entertaining and disgusting at the same time. It's like a train wreck, you know you may see something you don't want to, but you can't seem to look away.

Many say that the site is amusing and also creative, and although it is not my favorite by far, I would have to agree. The scenes here are hardcore, but the minion himself is overweight, seems to lack personal hygiene and is not very appealing for women viewers.

That is not to say that there are not beautiful women here, for there definitely are, and in fact there are some lovely models that come to this site to actually have sex with The Minion. Worse yet, they come in hordes wanting to give him blow jobs, and get fucked by him, even if he picks his nose while doing them! He eats while fucking too, all the while as food falls from his mouth and onto the models. To say that he is a complete slob is definitely the truth and this is no exaggeration.

Many people react to the site with extreme laughter, being totally bowled over with some of what this wreck of a man says, along with the cameraman joining in. There are some who actually bring friends into the site just to hear what the guy has to say.

Currently there are over 170 movies to check out, and they last about 25 minutes. You can stream the movies in Flash for 920X516 sized results. Downloading can happen in either WMV for 4500k, and get 1280X720 results, or MP4 for 3000k for the same results of 1280X720.

Each video comes with a photo shoot. Each shoot contains 150 pics, and they are all Zipped for ease in downloading. In addition there are also vidcaps available too.

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I have to say that I really don't know what to make of this strange site. Some will love it, while others will be repulsed by the minion and his attitude. I recommend you take the tour and have a look for yourself. Whether you love it or hate it, I guarantee you will not have seen another site like it.


For me this site was a little to much. With such a gross man fucking beauties I just couldn't manage to get my mind around it. As I stated earlier some will find it entertaining, some gross, and some may even be turned on by a site like this. But one thing is for sure you have to see this at least once.

Score: 81


Content Quality Very Good
Pricing Expensive


Videos 173+ video clips (about 25 min each)
Pictures 173+ galleries (about 150 pics each)

Pros & Cons

  • Extremely unattractive male presents a humorous site
  • Very sharp videos with oodles of quality options
  • Loads of scene information is given
  • Erratic updates

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