Review Score 79

Euro Humpers Review

Categories: European  Reality  Amateur 
Reviewed by: Dave on 2008-12-20
Last Updated: 2013-10-01

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The variety of having a "humping party" in Europe can exceed anyone's imagination and one can consider the experience as a trip to 'never never land' with the affiliated concept of a "never ending humping story"! Therefore all our Euro Humper friends need to read this review for the best entertainment source and exhilarating leisure rejuvenation that the world has to offer - Cyber World, that is! Enter the URL in your favorite browser and depending on your connection speed witness the unfolding of a European extravaganza that will transform your love-life forever. You will wish that the experience never ends.

I am not exactly a European but have lived in that fantabulous land of humpers known as Holland or The Netherlands - low in altitude but high in humping! The careful Europeans and the every diligent economy conscious Dutch must be remembered by others who dare to cross the frontiers of the landing page and click the "Enter" button. This signifies that you must first read the terms and conditions and "take the oath" of being an adult. After this step you are free to browse around, become a member, purchase credit, and go on that "Dreamworks" tour that will enhance your senses with its sensual prodding towards the consequences of the pleasure zones.

Now - Enter the Entertainers! Trailers after trailers of illustrative humping technology that will make you click from one web page to another. You will be gasping at the looks of a Tracy, Claudia, Denise or one of the many artistic wonders of the Euro Humpers website. Quite a delicious and adventurous tour around the world of European girls of pleasure! The opening page is your gateway to what unfolds later. Deal of the Week, Pick of the Day, Latest Updates and a host of guidelines will greet your eyes that will be now watering with the excitement of how you will be spending your next couple of minutes to maybe a few hours.

Financial transactions can be executed by entering the billing support area or if you are a prospective and aspiring model/entertainer the Modeling Opportunities webpage. As you click on the large choice of hostesses you will notice the possibility of viewing videos, pictures, and clips that can also be downloaded to your computer for hours of sensual pleasure. If you have problems do enter the customer support area for solutions to your queries in a comprehensive FAQ or contacting the webmaster etc. Euro Humpers is a professional entertainment site that is appealing to the eye and most of those five senses we humans are endowed with!

It seems that this site no longer updates, with the last update coming around 16 months ago. This makes it hard to recommend, but with the reduced price, and the bonus network of 24 exclusive sites it is a great package for those wanting a great variety of hardcore porn.


Euro Humpers is one of the more professional managed or professional looking websites in the adult entertainment field. Tastefully set up and well illustrated the website offers the best of European sensuality. With a few exceptions needing improvement this website is great. The fact that they no longer update makes it very hard to recommend though.

Score: 79

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Content Quality Good
Pricing Cheap
Updates None


Videos 24+ video clips (about 30 min each)
Pictures 24+ galleries (about 300 pics each)

Pros & Cons

  • Easy navigation
  • Attractive design
  • Clear images and instructions
  • Seductive content
  • Site no longer updates
  • Reference links and chat sources can sometimes interfere with the Euro Humping activity!
  • Average content writing

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