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Simon Scans Review

Categories: Photography  Softcore  Amateur 
Reviewed by: Sadie on 2009-10-17
Last Updated: 2009-10-17

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210 videos

4000 pictures


Not every single porn site needs to be the same. In fact, if they were all the same, nobody would ever have to shop around. It would be the same fugly chicks taking the same money shots from the same few birth-lucky studs. Speaking of luck, we're in it now. On the porn site-slash-blog-slash-wonderland known as Simon Scans, members are treated to the type of quality that's not usually synonymous with porn. With super high quality picture sets and videos, this site does it differently from start to finish. And that's something that I can totally appreciate - more on that later.

Okay, it's later! Simon Scans brings sexy back in the form of hundreds-yes, hundreds!-of drop-dead gorgeous girls engaged in solo and lesbian scenes. The girls on the site range from areas of the world, looks, body types and hair styles. It's a veritable cornucopia of hot twat or, as my high school teacher called it, "the land of straight A's." I did make it to college on an academic scholarship, but that's another story. Back to the good stuff now!

You'll find blondes, brunettes, red heads, short ones, tall ones, big tits, medium-sized, flatties, and just about every other type of girl you could ever want. Most of the girls are 100 natural, but I suspect more than a few are augmented. But that's okay with me. They still look lovely enough. The niche is as simple as the site is great: girls! Oh, we've been over that already? Well, did I tell you that these tight-pussied ladies manage to shove dildos the size of fake pirate legs into their oh-so-pink parts? Yeah, that's the true magic.

A break from the typical porn industry sluts is a must sometimes. Even the mass-produced porn amateurs look like crank addicts 9 times out of 10. Clean and pristine females are always a draw. One of the best features of Simon Scans is the mass array of videos available for either download or to watch on-site. You can download the vids in WMP, MPEG or QuickTime, and the quality is awesome. The file sizes are rather large to download, but it's worth it if you want to watch the videos at a later date. Nearly 400 videos and thousands of photo sets is nothing to sneeze at.

The site updates regularly with pictures, so you'll always have something new to watch. And in terms of site layout, Simon Scans isn't all that hard to navigate. That being said, it's no walk in the park either. It may take you a while to get used to all the different functions, and it's sometimes hard to sign in as a member. But this is a small price to pay for the excellent quality of the site's models.


You know, Simon Scans is a rare treat for the all-girl-loving audience out there. The babes are smoking hot, and there's a new one popping up all the time. They do some very naughty things to themselves and each other, and just when you think you've found the best-looking girl of the bunch, the next one on the list blows your mind. I'm trying to find something bad to say about the site, but I can't find anything. However, there are some not-so-great aspects to Simon Scans.

You'll receive a bunch of bonus photo sets with membership (thousands!), but there's no real bonus content-as in sites-to speak of. That's a shame. With so many gorgeous ladies on the site, one would hope that the network kept that theme going over a dozen or so sites for one low price. I guess this site wasn't on Billy Mays' list before he snorted some bad coke and threw his head into the overhead luggage compartment on an airplane. Sorry, Billy, but Mighty Putty sucks. This porn site doesn't, though.

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Content Quality Good
Pricing Fair


Videos 210+ video clips (about 10 min each)
Pictures 4000+ galleries (about 100 pics each)

Pros & Cons

  • Tons of content
  • Great quality
  • Beautiful girls
  • Frequent updates (of pics)
  • Tricky layout
  • No legitimate bonus content
  • Infrequent updates (of vids)

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