Good comedy and porn have two things in common, timing and delivery. In good comedy, timing and delivery are crucial, the same can be said for porn. Most porn arrives via your junk mail unsolicited, usually delivered when the only cock that's up is the rooster on the fence. Why do they send these mails so early, arriving before breakfast or at your office before you've had coffee? Now you can see just how important timing and delivery are to both camps, comedy and porn.

Which is why in the case of Prime Cups an adult web site which features a collection of would be movie porn starlets, whose natural attributes are not just big but verge on the Don't point those things at me, they could poke me in the eye class. (Remember Chesty Morgan and her Double Barreled 73" of Deadly Weapons) then you'll get some idea of Prime Cups content. (However, seeing these first thing in the morning, could put you off your cornflakes).

Prime Cups comes out of the very same harness, as in most cases a bra won't do. These ladies cover the page with flesh that flashes onto the screen in an abundance of pink skin and pert nipples and super brown areola. This is the premise of the site, a collection of BBWs to keep you interested, but it is not until you become a member that the real depth of the site comes into play.

Essentially Prime Cups is a porn movie site, available from their servers to download, in either windows media or quick time formats. You need a fast connection, otherwise by the time that you have downloaded the movie, not only will you have lost your erection but your inclination will probably have gone too. Prime Cups offers another option a series of vignettes of highlighted action that piece together into the movie, a sort of cliptitilation.

It works quite well, but even this can be painfully slow. It took over fifteen minutes to get to the action where the spunk started flying, and this was using my little digit on the mouse at breakneck speed; which has probably buggered up the mouse now.

There's quite a bit of buggering or ass fucking if you prefer, as well as some neat camera work, that seems to focus on the pussy and ass again. The men are all studs with dicks the size of donkeys, but the overall impression is that the action is a little too staged, great locations, good bodies but a lack of atmosphere. There is also no dialogue to speak of, only a lot of women ohhing and ahhing. Why is that it that women make more noise than men, often wondered that?

All in all, Prime Cups is a BBW watchers utopia. But not so early in the morning next time eh?