OK, I know what an ass is, and I know what a smoothie is, but I never expected to see what this site is truly like! I went to this site expecting to see the smoothest asses to ever be seen, but well the asses were there, the girls were astoundingly gorgeous but well..

First they need to make smoothies, usually consisting of fresh fruit with additional honey, milk or soy milk and other health supplements. Remember that smoothies are usually for the health conscious.

Alright enough pussy footing (love how that sounds) around. When you put in your user name and password, you are taken to a very large colorful page that pronounces itself as the "Hardcore Network" and that "it's porn you can count on." Below that is an itemized list of all the different sites that come under this "Hardcore Network." I was enjoying all the different descriptions of all the sites, and loved the beautiful women that were being shown, when I finally got to the "Ass Smoothie" website. Apparently "Ass Smoothie" is a site where the beautiful drop-dead girls make a Smoothie, pump it up their ass, and they squirt it out then drink it! Yes, I did say that, please don't make me repeat myself.

So, I picked one of the girls who really appealed to me, and began to watch it. She was entirely naked in her bathroom when the "reporter" came by to talk to her. He told her about making smoothies and drinking them after they'd been put up her ass. She agreed to do itand proceeded to go to her kitchen and make a smoothie. She was dressed when she went into the kitchen, but then she stripped for us, and did it very sexily, I might add.

She had two measuring cupsand made a 600-milliliter smoothie. Then she laid down o the kitchen floor, on the cold tile, and the man poured the smoothie up her ass using a speculum. It had blueberries in it, and grape juice so it was quite dark red/purple. She remarked that it was cold going in. Once it was all the way into her, she pulled out the speculum and licked all the stuff off it. After retaining it for a minute or so, she got the measuring cup that she had to "go" into. Must say here that it looked like blood running down her ass and finally into the second measuring cup. Once in a while, she'd miss the measuring cup, and sprayed some on the floor. Messily, getting all over her face, she drank it all down. Ulp'scuse me.

Granted that there must be a site for everyone, and The Hardcore Network has some wonderful sites, but this one is a bit difficult for most people to stomach, unless they are truly "into" that. Surprisingly, too, there are tons of videos to watch. I mean I counted 197 videos! They even download in MP4 if you so desire.

Pictures? Well, there are eight pages of picture sets, with 9 picture sets per page, and the picture sets seem to average about 200 pictures or so. Thus, if you miss something in particular from the video, you can be sure to have a picture of it! My point is of course, that this site fairly floats, sorry, with pictures! I quote the site now; "As Of May 30 There Are 197 Videos And 8999 Pictures In Ass Smoothie." That's May 30th 2009, by the way.

Did I forget to say that the site is totally exclusive? Oh, you'll never see these pics, nor the videos elsewhere, that's for sure!