Review Score 90

Only Cuties Review

Categories: Young Adults 
Reviewed by: Sadie on 2009-06-20
Last Updated: 2013-09-19

Monthly Price: $29.95
Discounted Price: $0.00
100% Discount

If you've ever surfed around for online porn on the Web, you know, guys, that 99 of all the net's spread-eagle starlets earn the title of "butter face." Yeah, you know it: "She's hot everywhere but 'er face!" Since men are vile creatures that'll gladly throw 90-year-old fat women into their spank banks, most XXX sites have never had to up the ante and deliver women who can be considered legitimately beautiful. Only Cuties, part of the Sapphic Cash network, changes these unfortunately circumstances instantly.

Only Cuties presents a long list of attractive, in shape, well-formed females for your viewing pleasure. It's a site that can easily capture the attention of the horn-dog guys, like you, and the bi-curious females, like me. But if you tell anyone I've been diving in the muff, I'll stomp on your little baby balls with 6-inch heels, comprende?

Most are well aware of the type of girls I'm talking about here: Barely Legal, pigtails, those striped knee socks, and vaginas that have yet to be beaten brown by big boas busting through and causing that Stretch Armstrong damage. Sorry, I was out of "B" words. That's basically the niche, young and petite. So if you're looking for gargantuan breast implants, collagen-injected lips, and 10 gauge clit piercings, you'll have to keep surfing. The girls range from 18 to 20-somethings and are all natural.

With nearly 1,300 scenes available on the site, and more content added as regular as the rain, even the most picky rod-jerker will have more than enough material to satisfy those 3-a-day cravings. And face it; these young, fit girls are a damn sight better than those 90-year-old grandmothers you've been scoping out. Eww! Now I can't eat a chocolate chip cookie without having a panic attack. Thanks, perverts!

The video quality is great, even if you're running a dinosaur browser on a POS ('Piece of Shit' for those who don't know. I don't curse, goddammit) Internet connection. You can watch streaming vids on the Flash player, or download higher quality videos to your WMP, MPEG, and even QuickTime. Like the sister sites of this network, the streaming option seems to be the best. It's quicker, and the quality doesn't suffer.

You'll find a wide selection of scenes on Only Cuties. You can find solo masturbation, lesbian encounters, and even some hardcore pounding going on. There's plenty of stripteasing, dildos, kissing and other playful behavior to make you feel like you're in high school again, praying desperately that girls really do all have orgies during sleepovers. An ex-boyfriend of mine broke 5 ribs during a ladder fall trying to find out. He was 37 at the time, so he should have known better - or had Internet access.

The site's layout is definitely user friendly. You'll easily be able to browse through what's new, photos, videos, coming attractions, site recommendations, model search, body type, etc.

Conclusion:

Only Cuties is a great site for porn lovers who actually like their feel-good material to be attractive, and I have to say it was a pleasure to review. You'd be hard-pressed to find a girl on the site who doesn't rank a solid 8, even by the most inane standards. The video and picture content is updated daily, there are multiple options for watching videos, and you're not forced to stick it out with one particular "type" of porn. These girls do everything from solo masturbation to hardcore pounding with mounds of jizz. Sometimes you feel like a nut

After rubbing my crotch sore while browsing Only Cuties, the only real fault that I can find is a lack of bonus content. Most sites allow you access to their entire network when you sign up. It lets us customers know that we're appreciated by the smut moguls! But Only Cuties doesn't offer any real bonuses. You'll grab access to a site called Hanna's Honey Pot, but that's it.

Thankfully, there's enough original content on Only Cuties to keep you preoccupied. For one (and a half - I won't count Hanna as a whole) site, though, it is a bit on the pricy side. But for good-looking girls who've yet to meet their fate as burnt and stretched-out middle-aged porn starlets, it brings us back to even.

Score: 90

Facts

Content Quality Excellent
Pricing Fair
Updates Daily

Content

Videos 1276+ video clips (about 15 min each)
Pictures 1315+ galleries (about 100 pics each)

Pros & Cons

Pros
  • Awesome girls
  • Tons of original content
  • Updated daily
  • Vast mix of scene types
Cons
  • No real bonus content
  • Model index could be improved

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