Review Score 78

Channel 69 Vip Review

Categories: Networks  Amateur 
Reviewed by: Sadie on 2009-09-27
Last Updated: 2009-09-27

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There are many instances in life when bigger is just simply better. Being of the female persuasion, I can attest to the importance of a large sized member. Unfortunately, most men who've told me they're "big" fall short of my standards and I'm forced to tend my own garden - literally. Vegetables don't leave the toilet set up. And girls aren't the only ones liking them big. Guys are suckers for big things. For those loving it big, Channel 69 VIP is large and in charge.

Basically, Channel 69 is a veritable funhouse of all things immense. The site is a mega-site, meaning somewhat of a network. With your paid membership to the host site, you'll receive access to 14 separate websites, all of which handle things on a larger scale. There are no dainty ladies here. These big girls eat things like collard greens, pork chops, and chitterlings. Hmm, come to think of it, most of them are white, too, so I think I'm on to something. This is why black guys like fat white women. You know, that's the reason I didn't' vote Obama. There's no way he's a real black man. Have you seen his wife? Please!

The best part about a site like Channel 69 VIP is that it touches on a variety of niches. Although, the lion's share (or should I say elephant's share) of these sites deal in the chubby arena. But we've been through that already, and I'm expecting an audit from the Fed directly. Anyway, you can check out chunky girls, huge tits (real or fake), chunky lesbos, body builders, big butts, MILFs, trannies, ebony, and even strap-ons. There's no shortage of variety here.

However, there's another common theme among these sites other than hefty heifers. Most of the women are decidedly average, with only a few of the sties offering attractive females for your wanking pleasure. But I'm bias. I can't eat a rice cake without chasing it down with ipecac so I puke like one of the Olsen twins on coke - or after remembering that Bob Saget bathed them as children. So, yeah, for the most part, the girls are fairly unremarkable. But if you're into bigger chicks, then moon face is right up your alley.

Okay, now a plus side to the plus size. Since there are so many sites on the network, there are literally well over a thousand videos to choose from. Variety is the spice of life or it may be coriander. Either way, the content is deep and each respective site updates every week or so, so there's always something new to check out on the network. There are also nearly as many photo sets. The sites are pretty much set up in the same way, allowing you to stream videos on-site or download them in Windows Media format. The quality is decent, but there's nothing overly special about it.

The homepage is laid out well, making it easy to navigate. This is a big plus when dealing with a mega-site like Channel 69 VIP. You could easily get confused if not for the straightforward layout. You can scroll down to the bottom and see every site you have access to, and each site has the same basic layout, making it easy to browse videos and pictures.

Conclusion:

The site actually stacks up against its competition well, since it offers so many options. The videos are easy to find and download, and there are picture sets for those fans of the still frame. If you're looking for drop-dead gorgeous models, thin and trim, then this probably isn't the site for you. The majority of girls are either chunky or old, or both, which makes it pretty niche specific, by and large. Okay, enough puns. It's obvious you're not catching on! Dense assholes.

You will receive access to 14 sites with one purchase, which is rather pricy. Some of the sites included are Chunky Chicks 69, Porn Scene Pass, Dirty Kinky Matures, Double Airbags, Body Builders in Heat, Hot 50 Plus, Mega Butt, Trannie Pass, Strap on My Man, and more.

Score: 78

Facts

Content Quality Good
Pricing Expensive

Content

Videos 1500+ video clips (about 30 min each)
Pictures 1500+ galleries (about 80 pics each)

Pros & Cons

Pros
  • Tons of content
  • Original
  • A lot of bonuses
  • Frequent updates
Cons
  • No high-quality vids or pics
  • A bit pricy
  • Average girls

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