Some websites just leave you with a warm and fuzzy feeling all over when the day is done. Well, by all over, obviously, I mean in your Private parts. And if you're a nudist, I guess, nothing's Private. Okay, I'm just confusing myself now. I'm heading back to Bikini Riot to check out the hot babes in bikinis that easily make Sports Illustrated's ban list. Yeah, that gives you a pretty basic idea of what you're dealing with here. But if you're legitimately retarded, I'll elaborate.

In the context of hot-ass porn stars, "riot" doesn't necessarily mean busting innocent white fire-truck drivers over the head with bricks because you're mad that your father was mad that his father was mad that his father's father was a slave. Instead, the "riot" here is the plethora of amazingly hot broads willing to model the teensiest weensiest bikinis on planet Earth - and I'm pretty sure on Mars too. Green guys don't wear thongs. What's so special about a site that's turning out to be decidedly softcore? It all has to do with the girls on the site, young grasshopper.

I'm not entirely sure of the niche here. If babes in bikinis were a niche, I don't see why you'd need this site. Perhaps it is a mixture: softcore, solo, babes, nude, bikini, tits, ass, etc. You get the point. What makes this site special isn't what it offers, per se, but rather who it offers. You'll find the hottest babes around, including Cassia Riley, Jamie Hammer, Shay Laren, Carli Banks, Lela Star, Hannah Hilton, Valentina Vaughn, and dozens more of the ladies I know you've all wanked it to recently.

There are over 50 chicks on the site (sorry, I lost count after my muff caught fire on Jamie's photo set), each with one or more sets of photos and a video or few. There's not a lot of content to work with on Bikini Riot, but it is quality. The videos-on the shorter side, but we won't hold that against them until the pros and cons section-are a great quality and can be watched in-house or downloaded to your Windows Media Player. All told, there are over 150 of them, so it's not like you won't get offered a selection at all. You'll see the girls in a sexy bikini, slowly stripping away and rubbing on their tanned, oily skin. It's a good show. And there's even an iPod option for the videos. The photo sets (over 200) are also good quality, but I'm a video gal.

Is that all you get with membership - access to some hot girls in bikinis? Well, if that isn't enough to rock out with your cock out, there are also a couple of bonus sites thrown in, giving you access to some hot bate sites (featuring some of the same hot chicks and many more), plus access to a Euro babe site. Add it all together and the site is well worthwhile. Its layout is also nice and it's easy to browse.