It's hard to imagine what those dorm chicks do in those dorms, isn't it? I mean it was never like this when I went to college. If I had been with all those chicks in a dorm, first of all I'd never make it to any classes, and secondly I'd never get any sleep! It's truly an amazing thing to think of all those beautiful women going around in skimpy outfits, laughing and giggling and having a great time getting drunk and then giving blowjobs and fucking in the halls. I don't know about you, but that thought just absolutely blows my mind, and then I want something else blown, don't you?